Now that that's done, I don't need to be stupid more this year.

It was late at night. I was bored. Surfed around on the internet and got inspired by all these hot ladies with happy coloured hair, tattoos and plugs in their ears. I want to have pink and purple hair again, I shout inside my head. Two hours pass.

I stare at myself in the mirror. Dangit.

You know what happens when you try bleaching parts of your hair that has been dyed with henna more than once?
Nothing.

You know what happens when you try bleaching parts of your hair that has been dyed with henna once?
It goes yellow. The ungodly straw yellow. The strands fold into your orangey browney hair and makes it look like real crap.

But you know that you can always throw some henna on top of it and it will disappear, right? Oh yeah! Pakistan hasn't delivered. There's no henna. There hasn't been any for months. The only reseller hasn't got a clue when more comes in. I'm two steps out of my door, roaming the streets looking for someone that could sell me illegal and highly overpriced packets of henna that may had passed customs because I HAVE AN INCH OF OUTGROWN BLONDE HAIR UNDER MY ORANGE HAIR AND IT LOOKS LIKE CRAP GIMME HENNA NOW!

Dangerous, dangerous stuff to have at home.

Well, I've always said that the winter holiday is for doing stupid stuff, and now that I can't have sex with my stalker, flirt endlessly with random people I'm sure I can get to make out with or just randomly travel to Foureyes and make a fool of myself in the big city, I have to do something at home.
Unfortunately, I had bleach at home. And dye.

Also, to make things worse, I chose to experiment with a purply pinky dye. Not potent enough to stick to all my hair, but only parts of it. So, now the outgrown natural blonde hair is purple, the strands are pink, orange, yellow and brown. It looks FANTASTIC. Also? I bleached the area around my face, making it impossible to hide. I rock! Now, I'm just thinking about dyeing it all purple just because, but since the rest of my hair isn't bleached (the upside and downside with not using chemical dyes for years), it'll just let it all go but some parts that will be pink. I have three days to solve this, then it's back to work.

THINK WYNN, THINK!