It grows up so fast, it's almost ready for college!

But let's not dwell over the lack of love this house has experienced before we got here! Let's instead dive deep down into the world of christmas decorations, feel the musty smell of the glühwine and gingerbread and imagine that Santa breathing down your neck as you run down the street trying to find that one leftover christmas gift to your damn spoiled nephew that already has everything you could ever think of but you still have to get something that will be recieved with a chilled "thank you" as its placed on the four feet high pile of christmas gifts that is churned out during an intensive 30 minutes of "Merry christmas to Nephew, From grandma" after which you get to clean up all the mess so the dog alternatively the 10 month old niece won't devour the gift wrappings or the pretty, metallic strings used to decorate them because that would like totally ruin christmas for everyone. Oh, that's not the spirit of christmas? No? Well that's weird, I could swear it happens to me every year.

MERRY CHRISTMAS/HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!