Tuesday, 8 November 2011

It's alive!!

Ah. I've lost a follower. Must be someone that felt so betrayed by my absence. Don't worry, I am alive. Barely. We're in and moved and holy crap the previous owners really have cheated their way through their renovations. They haven't even taken the ceiling light down when they painted the ceiling?! They rolled it. It looks so pretty. When I find the charger to my camera I'll show you.

Also, don't pick old wallpapers off with your fingers. Youll just stab yourself with old dodgy wallpapers and get a sore thumb that you after two days can feel your pulse in and then when you do some pretty skilled amateur surgery on it it'll pour out pus and then in the shower you'll happen to flush exactly there with the shower head and it'll penetrate into the abscess under your nail and it will hurt like a motherfucker. Not that that was what happened to me. I inform you in a purely theoretical purpose.

Also? I may be without Internet for weeks. Also? HOW AM I GONNA LIVE WITHOUT INTERNET for weeks? Blogging on my phone sucks and is the reason for all the weird auto corrections that will interrupt my thoughts and confuse you guys.

Well, now it's time to go down on my knees again with bf. And scrape white cover paint off of the wooden floors. Happy times.

4 comments:

Miss Pie said...

They painted the wooden floors? Blasphemy!

I hope the theoretical thumb is alright.

Joshua said...

Agreed: painted wood floors? WTF is wrong with those people?

Good luck going down. ;^P

The Vegetable Assassin said...

Decorating is THE SUCKIEST! But worth it in the end when you have a cute, awesome "you" place after. Holy shit though, if I never see another wallpaper scraper or masking tape again, I'll be delighted. What you need is some booze and some cake/cheese/chips. There.

Wynn said...

Pie, it was actually bf and I that painted the walls white before wallpapering that shit up, and it squished on the floor all over the place, hee hee.

Joshua, I got down alright.

Veg, it has been mixed with beer, that's for sure. Also, drinking ice cold beer while standing on a ladder covered in plaster dust and glue, makes it taste so much better.