Totally..got laid last night?

Well, it's nice to see that at least ONE person is happy for me. Yes, I'm looking at all you others that haven't congratulated me! I'll take it as a safe side from you guys, not wanting to get all worked up for my sake before it's final. You're welcome.

Anyways, this whole not-having-signed-a-contract-while-knowing-that-people-are-calling-and-wanna-come-see-the-house IS STRESSING ME THE FRICK OUT! Graahhhr! Shit needs to go down so I can sleep properly again. Of course, the owners are more than willing to sign their shit over to us, but we're currently waiting for the bank to gives us our precioussssss cash for the down payment.

I totally was gonna write about something that I currently cannot remember. Damnit. Uhm.. I got laid yesterday? No, that's not it. I.. no, not that either.. Well I'm gonna have to get back to you on that one. Meanwhile, you can rest assure that the luxury-bought iPad hasn't gone unused. From some angles, that's really obvious.

Ohhhhh! NOW I remember. Unnamed town? Henceforth, Oak Grove!