Do you know just how little the skin on a nipple is adapted to separate itself from glue? A teensy tinsy smidgeon of an atom of adaptability, apparently, because do you know how LONG IT TAKES TO REMOVE A BANDAID FROM YOUR NIPPLE, FOLKS? It takes for. ev. ar. I stood in the bathroom, letting the glue release itself from my nipple and I merely helped it a little on the way or the bandaid would have been there forever. It took me surely ten minutes of standing completely still while breathing very controlled as to not tug my nipple skin. It has to be the same principle that's behind why men doesn't wax their balls. Because the skin WILL JOIN THE WAXSTRIP like it was some older dude on a motorcycle that promised a really exciting summer instead of that boring day job your parents fixed you up with. And we all know how that always ends, right? Tears, probably some blood and regret.
Anyways, there's still glue on my poor nipple because I will under no circumstances scrub it, so I'm hoping that'll settle itself with the best healer - time. "Time heals all wounds" - I'm counting on you now.
Otherwise, TGIF? I'm fucked (and I mean actually fucked, and it makes me all hot and bothered by just thinking about it. Why don't we just do it more often? Oh yeah now I remember*), I just got paid, we're off work for almost three days and the mothereffin house is officially ours. This makes for a really, really good weekend, right?
With that, if we don't read from eachother before monday, I wish you all a very awesome weekend with lots of whatever you want to eat and do!
*PMS and pains folks. Yes, I've booked an appointment with a gyno. It's a man. Expect a blog post.
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My nipple is feeling your nipple's pain. So are my balls.
Also, should you ever slice a nipple again, gauze pad and tape away from the nipple. Just saying.
Three day weekend? Lucky you. I get a 1 day one this time.
Oh totally! Good idea, we don't have any of that at home right now. One should always be prepared for bandaiding nipples. Or balls.
Oh, but you get a longer weekend later on at least?
I don't think we get a long weekend until the end of November for Thanksgiving. Would be nice to have one ever month, but we couldn't have that, could we?
Wow that really sucks dude. Thats how people get burned out! Hope it gets better for you, is it even allowed to work all that time?
Now I realise that you mean long-long weekends and not that you actually have all short-short weekends, but my statement still stands. More longer weekends!
I second the motion to add more long weekends. 4-DAY WORK WEEK FOR ALL!!!
AMEN to that brotha from another motha!
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